- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

this is not a joke.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's 1+1? 4.

My life

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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