- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Nickelback

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

George W. Bush

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

noodles

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

9/11.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

what's black? a lot of things.

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