How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Asians...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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