- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What what In the butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

your moms so fat she has kankles

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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