- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

The Mets win the World Series

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

balls in ya mouf

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

a black guy with rights in 1924

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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