- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Where does a hobo live? A box.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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