Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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The white guy did it!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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