What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Obama

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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69.... is a number

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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