How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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