You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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what happens when you wake up inception

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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