Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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