- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

A black man without problems.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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