What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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I like turtoes.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Anti Joke

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