Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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pussy enough said

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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