What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

girls basketball

i have aids and a chode

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Military intelligence.

your all shit at jokes

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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