what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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penis

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Anti Joke

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