How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Female Athletics

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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