When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock, Knock No one was home.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What is cowboy say

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

josh sucks polish adams dick

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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