- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

so... how about that airplane food

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."