What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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