What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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