Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

I am dyslexic

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

WNBA

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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