What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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