Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Penis

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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minorities.....

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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