- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

800 people died last year. end of story

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

black people

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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