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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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