how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Lewis

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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VITAMIN C!

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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