A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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