- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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