The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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