What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

whats 7+4? 74

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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