Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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