What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

The Ohio State Buckeyes

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

The Labour Party.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's funnier than 68 69

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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