Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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