- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

wael.. nuff said

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

jd and zach loves vigina

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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