- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

i cant STAND cripple jokes

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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