- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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