Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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hola said the chinese man

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Kevin and Ramin

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Anti Joke

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