How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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CFL

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Anti Joke

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