Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What's 9 + 10 19

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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