Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Dumbledore dies.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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