What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

CAVE JOHNSON.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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