i found waldo.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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