- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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