- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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