- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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