Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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boobs.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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