Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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This sentance contains three errers

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Jack Stevens

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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