- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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