- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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