- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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