- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

My love life

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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