- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

nothing

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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