Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A paralysed man falls over.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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