what is a bracket? a bracket

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Irish sobriety

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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