What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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