Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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I love you

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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