life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

when debbie meets downer

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Caca.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

penis

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the old man say? Im old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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